A small collection of quotes and bumper stickers that I've collected over the years.

• Heaven - Don't miss it for the world!

• Try Jesus - if you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back

• The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything

• Blessed by the best, hated by the rest

• Christians are like teabags. You can't tell how strong they are until they get in hot water.

• Forbidden fruits create many jams

• Man plans - God laughs

• Get a life, be a Christian

• Everything works if you let it

• Look busy... Jesus is coming!

• A proverb a day keeps ignorance away

• The road to success is not straight. There's a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends, red lights called enemies, caution lights called family.